It has been said that timing is everything. I suspect that is true. School bus gone, I slowly drove down a tree-lined street before turning onto a lar...er, well-traveled road. Traffic moved a bit faster, but was stopped more often by traffic lights. At one of those red lights I thought better of beating the yellow and pulled to a stop. Casually looking to the left, I noticed a red Toyota, vintage 1990. A long-legged girl stepped out of the driver’s seat, and my eyes gawked as I realized she was. She kept quite. I then realized that she is feeling inferior in her looks compared to my wife. So to make her happy I told her that “vidhya, you are an awesome girl and I am sure that Shyam(her fiance) will be very happy after marriage”. She was happy to hear that and suddenly asked me; “What you like the most in me?”. I replied that she is smart, confident and straight forward which I liked most. She then said; “not like that. What you think most attractive in my physical appearance? ” I was. Here was my second mistake as I cleared my throat and sat up mastering all the strength I had to act civil in a room filled with people whose stares glared onto our table. 'Are you still hungry?', I asked with a smile on my face as I could at least aim to have a normal dinner conversation. He chuckled, automatically recognising my ploy and looked me straight in the eyes. With his deep husky voice he replied,' Why? Do you have something you want me to eat?'. Finished. Game over. The monster had. I felt somebody come up beside me and drape his arm across my shoulder. I glanced up to see Spencer at my side.He smiled. "I took your advice and checked you out while you were playing up," he said softly. "You know, you might have a nice ass if you weren't so damned skinny."It caught me by surprise, and I couldn't help myself. I laughed out loud. I laughed so hard I couldn't walk. I had to stop, lean over, and support myself by my elbows on my knees. Spencer was on the ground, infected by my.