"What about my Tee shirts and my tops that I wear to bed, I can't findany of them either?" You heard me, they all stank, they haven't been washed for ...ges, afterall you never wash them you expect your things to be done for you,typical lazy sod, well that's all going to change, anyway what acharming way to greet me when I haven't seen you all day isn't it?"I blushed."Sorry love, I was just trying to find something to change into from mywork things that's all, umm did you enjoy your yoga class?"I. Their scheme had been noticed, and by the last person they would have wanted.A few miles outside of the city, the girls were driving along, fantasizing about what they would do with their ill-gotten spoils, when they noticed something on the side of the road. Slowing down, they saw that it was a tall black-haired man in a freshly-pressed tuxedo, waving them down. When they stopped next to him, he approached the car and said with a posh English accent, "Oh, pardon me, ladies, but I seem to have. My cell phone was marginal in that location so I broke down and bought a satellite phone. It was expensive to use, but I could use it anywhere in the world. I set up my own satellite receiving system for both television and my computer. I lived by the internet and I wanted something that I could rely upon. I set up my own composting system to look after as much waste as I could; the rest of which I would take to the dump when the need arose.I had completely redone the insulation and windows in. She dripped and dribbled and covered me with her sweet smelling cream until that moment of climax, when it all comes crashing down to the last few thrusts as my semen pumped, unseen, into her body.We fell, exhausted, clasping each other, onto the bed. Alice was asleep in seconds, but couldn’t drift off. Instead, after perhaps an hour, I gently extricated myself from her clutches and quietly searched for my clothes, aware of the smell of her sex and my spunk as it dried on my skin.I left Alice.