"When they get here, ask Garrett to give me a call. I should be back in the office by then."By the way... Do me a favor, okay," Michael teased."If you...three decide to do something erotic and sexy, please don't start without me." Oh, Michael, you're so depraved... I guess that's why I love you. Okay - I promise we won't start without you," she laughed lightheartedly.Anne felt a tightening in her stomach at his words. She could tell by her husband's voice that he was more than willing for. ”Jean sighed. It was such a good speech, too. Oh well. “So … we keep an open mind.” She caught the look in her daughter’s eyes. “What?”“The past two times, what have guys done to us on the dance floor?”“Besides dancing and feeling us up? Hmmm …” and her eyes twinkled, “… our thongs … they removed our thongs … right on the dance floor.”Abby nodded, “Right … have you seen that happen to any other woman out there?” Jean thought and shook her head. She was right, she hadn’t seen that happen to. First from a pumpkin a grand coach did spring,Next rats turned to horses - a wonderful thing!When mice became footmen in fine livery,The woman then switched her attention to me."You too need to change," she said quite calmly,As the light from her wand transformed my body.I shrank rapidly with the spell gathering pace,Giving me breasts and a prettier face,My hips became broader, and my hair it grew longAnd nothing about this felt in any way wrong.My fairy godmother waved her wand up and down,To. .."Ellen said, "I'm very disappointed in you, Dan," and then she smiled.Bruce said, "Didn't your father teach you happy wife, happy life?" Ialways hated that expression. Even now, I did, even though it sort ofbenefitted me. It was sexist to both of us, like I was a child thatneeded to be pampered and Jess had no desires beyond pleasing me. Iunderstood that it was a throwaway comment and that Bruce forgot aboutit in the time I was in my own head, but it just bothered me.Jess laughed. "OK,.