‘What about me? I learned a few years ago that my writing suffers tremendously when I’m happy and in a relationship and things are stable. But I�...m like you: I want to have fun, take girls out, have awesome sex.’ ‘Sounds like we’re on the same page. You’re not just saying that because you want to fuck me, are you?’ she asked, sliding her leg over his thigh. He looked her in her eyes. ‘Maybe,’ he said, ‘but I’ll never tie you down.’ ‘And you won’t get jealous if I go out with other boys, or. “Ah, well make her acquaintance.” I replied.“Have your pole deep inside her, thrusting, probing,” Mary teased.“Mary have some decorum!” I insisted.“Decorum,” she laughed, “ It was you who had your member waving around and spewing forth your seed over the balustrade a moment ago.” “Please, that should remain between ourselves,” I urged.She was far from finished, “Oh yes, I drain your snake and drive you wild with pleasure whilst you do absolutely nothing for me, not a kiss on my cheek even let. ” Laura said.“Yes, me too.”I opened them both up a bottle, but instead of pouring them into the glasses, I just handed them the bottles. Fact was, I wanted to see how their mouths looked on the long neck bottles. I’ve always had an oral fixation…guess I was summing up their potential. I opened a beer for myself. The fact was, I wasn’t a big drinker. I wanted the girls drunk, not myself. I planned on enjoying every last minute of my evening. They both liked the wine cooler and drank it down. ’ Later that evening, in bed, I hugged Donna and realised that sometimes tea and sympathy are no substitute for direct action. ‘Knees must, when the devil drives,’ said Donna. I won’t tell you what her knee was doing at that moment but it was considerably more tender than the affection it had shown Sid. Donna and Global Warming ‘This must demonstrate our commitment to reducing our carbon footprint,’ said Donna. We were sharing the large bath which blessed my flat. I was sitting, back to her,.