" Oh, Colin," Aileen sighed, this wasn't where she expected he'd start, but at least he was talking. "We didn't go to your Uncle's this year because S...th would be there, and we didn't stay home because it was just too depressing there, I didn't know what else to do. It's not like I could have flown us to Disneyland or something." I know Mom, I know. You've done great, this was a terrific idea. The problem is with me. I'm sorry. I know Seth isn't the root of all evil in the world, but lately. In the middle of the 21st century, when humans started colonizing Mars, they discovered that they were not alone in the universe. Or, at the very least, they were not the only intelligent species ever to have existed. Archaeological digs uncovered the remains of a long-dead advanced civilization - much more advanced than humanity itself. Their technology, at its peak, had been stunning. Humans, being the thinkerers that they are, managed to reverse-engineer a lot of their technology. One. I said – you dick must be good but I can take one by one not all three in the same time.With a smile, he said – ok, our room is nearby and you can come with me. My friend will come later.I said ok.We both went to his room and all followed us.I wanted a shower before anything, so went to the bathroom and opened my clothes there. I didn’t know that the door was not working well. I was all nude and taking shower; suddenly door opened and all three Africans came nude inside. They were shaking their. I felt a huge lump in my throat. Oh my god, what am I going to do now? I was sitting there on the church pew suffering from a throbbing erection, with a hymnal in my lap. About the time Brother Morningwood had finished up on inappropriate clothing and had moved on to “public bathing” (swimming), I leaned over and told my mom I had to visit the restroom. She gave me a dirty look. I ran to the farthest stall, locked myself in and dropped my pants and underwear, freeing my erection. I muttered,.