Embarrassed, Cole fished a key ring out of his pocket and handed it over to William. Shrugging his shoulders, he said, "Sorry. I was more concerned wi...h getting to work." I understand. Unlike me, most people aren't perfect. In fact, I'm the only perfect person I know."William had delivered the line with such a straight face that Cole didn't realize that he was kidding until the young man had winked at him. Deadpan, he said, "I'm very glad I came here. You need help even more than your. Then someone else noticed him. That someoneelse grabbed her friend's arm and pointed at him. Damn! Why didn't hethink about this when he got dressed this morning? His pants were tootight to let him get away with anything! Not only were the peoplenoticing him because he was obviously a man dressed as a woman, but hewas feeling extra embarrassed because he was now out with obviously wetpants, and the growing wet stains were letting everyone know that he hadjust wet himself! He was about to. My plane got to Skiathos about noon and I caught a bus into town from the airport. I had made a reservation in a small and cheap hotel. I chose to stay in town rather than at the more expensive and luxurious beach hotels dotted around the island. It was hot and I was conspicuous on the bus. Everybody else, mostly young Europeans, was in holiday dress. I was wearing a modest skirt and blouse. I felt like a refugee from a tent revival.I got off the bus at the main plaza and searched out my hotel,. No help there, the city clerk doesn't have the key. No one has the key.Jezebel ... bless her sweet hide ... said, "daddy has the safety deposit vault from the bank." The boxes?" Nope, the whole damn thing. His daddy bought it when they tore down the bank building." You're kidding." Nope, he's got the main vault too." Does he have the keys?" Yes." She dithered a bit and then confessed, "they're not numbered. They were but someone took off the number disks. We have those too." How many boxes?" A.