My mum has an interest in rare books, so I often run such errands for her. She is a hybrid, and since my father died, has become somewhat reclusive.I ...as lucky to be almost normal looking, but only relatively speaking. I am 7ft tall, but generally human shaped, a little on the curvy Amazon side, if I do say so myself. Not as curvy as I might have liked, but still, at 15 there is some chance of further development, though then again, I might end up taller, which would make it even harder to find. (Which is still true today!)Say thanks to Allan B for this hilarious group... Here’s some moreThese fried insect legs really ARE the bees’ knees.The baby looks just like his father. I wish he looked like my husband, instead.The baby isn’t out yet. You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay... Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return policy.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?When the gas starts coming out, he. I turned to tuck our clothing away, and stood, and had my breath taken away.Now, Kathy was a churchgoing woman, from a churchgoing family. She dressed modestly. Now, some of my classmates showed up for lectures “dressed to impress”. Given that this was circa 1980, we’re not talking see through tops or anything, but, still, not everybody dressed “office casual”, which might be a good description of Kathy’s typical wardrobe selections.So, when I stood to observe her small two piece swimsuit,. Shit, Heather's tits ain't nothing compared to her Mom's." Jake laughed and Steve asked what was so funny. Jake looked at Steve and said with an evil grin, "I got a plan. If it works out we'll all be getting as much of the Beal pussy as we want, both young and old."On Thursday Jake began asking Heather some very personal questions about her Mom. When Heather finally asked why, Jake responded that he knew about how "over-sexed" her Mom was, and wanted to know why Heather was so frigid. Heather.