✧ ✧ ✧I’ve been taking Viagra for my sunburn.It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs.✧ ✧ ✧What do a pizza boy and a gyn...cologist have in common?They both smell it but they can’t eat it.✧ ✧ ✧What do pimps and farmers have in common?They both need a hoe to stay in business.✧ ✧ ✧How is pubic hair like parsley?You push it to the side before you start eating.✧ ✧ ✧What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?A liar.✧ ✧ ✧What is the difference between acne and a catholic. . ' Geoffrey was pulling his shirts off as I started to undress. I kicked off my tennis and undid my jeans and were pulling them down along with my jockeys. Geoffrey was naked and climbed on his bed as I finished undressing. Geoffrey sit up and spread his legs saying ' ... come lay between my legs and kiss my dick. I always wanted to have my dick sucked so you just as well do that also! .. ' Geoffrey reached over and turned on the radio by his bed as I crawled between his feet and legs.. My father isn't interested in giving that up just yet," said Daven."So when are you leaving?" asked Aric."I'll be going early next week," said Daven leaning back in his chair."Ok, well thanks for telling me, but will it be ok if I hang around the castle till you get back?" asked Aric"Oh, no. You're not getting off that easy. You're coming with me," said Daven smiling."Say WHAT!" said Aric. "I'm not a soldier. I have no battle experience!" Hasn't Aaron been teaching you tactics?" asked. He suspected it was something subversive, something involving the aliens, but he could only guess what that might be.I'd better get something moving while I'm still able; no telling what that socialist idiot in the White House might do. I think it's time for some contract help... He flipped through his little black book, tucked away in his encrypted iPhone, and dialed a number:Werner, could we meet at the usual place? I've got a rush job for you!Werner Schmidt, director and principal.