This may be archived/posted anywhere: just give credit where credit is due.The Man in the DressBy PretzelgirlOnce upon a magical shining morning a man...who sat at a breakfast table nodded a silent "Good Morning" to his wife who had just crawled out of a long night's hibernation.She cocked an unfriendly eye at him."Herbert," she said. "Why are you wearing my clothes?"With an uncharacteristically high heart the man replied in a scratchy, squeaky voice: "I am not Herbert. I am Helen. And these are. "When have we told you about this, Joe?" she demanded."You tell us not long ago. Part one time, part another time, you tell us," the native responded."Did we tell you this before the explosions in the sky?" she asked.The response came more slowly. "Perhaps, small part. Most after." Yes," she said. "Most after. That's why we didn't tell you the truth about the explosions in the sky at that time. We were afraid you wouldn't understand. We're still afraid you won't understand."She took a deep. Riya came close to me and gave me the banana.She asked me to peel it and put it in her pussy. I pinched her boobs for the naughty plan. Then I inserted the banana in her pussy and took it out. Now she asked me to share the banana with her mouth to mouth. We both ate half each and ended up kissing on our lips.Then it was time for me to enter my colleague and I quickly put the condom. My dick went in easily and that was because of her active sex life which she told me later.I fucked Riya in. A Hindi song started playing and he started nodding his head to the rhythm.Abhi: Wow! Look at her hips!Me: Hmmm.Abhi: What happened dude? You usually get horny and go to the other room to masturbate. Why don’t you seem interested?I shook my head and said,” I don’t know. My cock is not rising, no matter what. I must have it checked I think.He glanced over at me and playfully tapped my cock over my shorts. “Ya,” he said,” It’s small.”At that moment I felt a tingle in my cock. I felt it stir. I.