That’s why Mother Nature created me. To kick the collective ass of the universe, first and foremost, and with a natural mandate to put arrogant bitc...es back in their place. Hurrah! Cheryl’s eyes widened when it finally dawned on her that she was really in trouble. She had run into the wrong cop today. As she tried to flee, I caught her and wrestled her to the ground. She struggled against me. I smacked her around a few times. Yeah, I got a few good licks in. But she was a feisty one, all fangs. Figuring his mom had just left the lights on he went inside and crept quietly up the stairs heading to the kitchen to get something to drink. Coming to the top of the stairs he heard sound coming from the living room. This struck Joel as odd since his mom was normally long asleep by this time. Maybe she had left the TV on? He peeked around the corner from the hallway to the living room and had to choke back a gasp. The noise was obvious now. His mom was gasping and groaning as she sat on the. “Come on in! I’m Christina. We’re just about to get started. Let me take your jackets and keys.” I handed over the keys and she tossed them into a bowl by the door and hung my jacket in the front closet. I had a feeling we might be taking a cab home tonight if they were taking keys at the door. Christina motioned for us to follow and we all walked into a large living room where the rest of the party was sitting around, chatting. ‘Party’ may have been a stretch. I counted seven other couples -. ”Her words were like an arrow to the chest and as she spoke the weight of them threatened to drive him to his knees. He felt a tightness in his chest as pain and sadness washed over him, but then he remembered his sole reason for coming today. There was a spark of anger from her rejection and he built that up into a near rage and used it to shove the hurt aside.“No,” he snarled back at the oni.He saw the eyes narrow in the darkness, “I asked you before if you have a death wish, has that.