.. and they will be. How about John and Trudy? Haven't they suffered through all of this and then on top of it all John lost his job. This has left hi... no way to take care of his responsibilities toward the boys." You said you were sleeping with me again tonight." Yes and looking forward to it." Would you carry me across the threshold to your room? This will be more fun than last night for you, I promise." We both were keeping it light, knowing this might be the beginning of something. Then I saw anadvertisement from a local body shop that was having agrand-opening special.The advertisement was for a complete body alteration to thefirst 20 women for a special price of $100,000 each. My jawjust about dropped off. I had to get down to that shopright now. I grabbed what was left of my breakfast andexited as fast as I could.I knew the advertisement had said women, and I wasdefinitely a guy. But I also knew that although these shopscatered to women, since that was their primary. ‘Bite me.’ She retorts. ‘Do you have anything to say today?’ I raise my eyebrow. ‘Happy birthday bitch.’ She pulls me into a hug, ‘How dare you turn eighteen before I do!’ We walk down the hall laughing, and being idiots, in general. The next class is math, and boy, do eighty minutes go by fast when you’re not paying attention. But something’s different today, or is it someone? I feel eyes on me. I look around in front of me, everyone is looking at the teacher. I look at Amaya, or is that. Instead I was brushing out her curls.But then, by the best of fortunes, Alberto came along. Not at a bar, butthrough work. We went out for coffee, then for lunch a few days later.He was tall, and dark, hairy body, a little short of hair on top. Somuch a man that I ached for it.He asked me if I was attached, and I said, "I have no man in my life atthe moment". Which was absolutely true.Before the evening date, I told him my story - everything. I said, "I amonly telling you this because I.