.. " and there was another long pause before she launched on breathlessly, "I'm not sure how to say this, but Bobby and I are having an affair - of so...ts. " You're WHAT!?" Caroline blubbered. "With your OWN SON?!" Uh huh. With my own son. I know - it's wrong, it's even illegal. It's perverted, it's dirty, it's lecherous, it's filthy, it's nasty and lewd and I just LOVE it. I can't help myself." Holy shit, Norma! How did this all happen. And what do you mean by 'an affair of sorts'?" Well, I. I'd completely forgotten about the offer Billy and I had made to my father until I drove into Billy's yard and saw him and Billy standing by his old Studebaker talking together. Billy was holding up several thin discs he'd cut from various types of wood. It looked to me like he was giving my father a crash course in Hardwoods 101. That meant my father must have decided to accept our offer."Hey pop, you ready to go get that Mustang?" Hi Yutch, you heard from Ellen yet?" You here for business, or. “Turn aside, peons, lest you join your King in death,” Levan spoke loudly, hearing the tramp of his support troops behind him, filling the hall in his wake. Heeding his words, the entire guard sheathed their weapons one by one and stood against the walls to either side of the throne. The wizened local King stood agape at the betrayal of his last guards. “You fools!” the old man stuttered, as deranged as Levan's spies had reported earlier that month. Levan stalked forward, lowering his sword to. ”All the girls’ heads turned to me.I rolled my eyes quickly and said, “Any of you can respond as well as I can.”“Ah,” Rhee said, “but we’re in your ... in the house that used to be yours, so you’re the Chair.”I rolled my eyes more dramatically, looked at Civia’s mom, and said, “Has Civia mentioned our ‘gang?’ [air quotes]” When she replied in the positive, I said, “It’s a fun thing we do when we’re discussing some serious and definitely non-serious topics that impact our group friendship. We.