. I mean one for my bum! I’d seen pictures of them and thought they looked rather extraordinary and tempting, it wasn’t expensive so I thought ‘...hy not’? Although when it arrived in the post I couldn’t believe I’d bought it ... it was a little larger than I expected, (not TOO large though thankfully!) made of black plastic and well, you know what they’re like I’m sure. The first time I tried it OMG, I could barely believe how it felt. But I loved using it and still do, I don’t know why really. I let him in and looked at me and said dam you look very sexy, he ask if he could kiss me sure I said. We started kissing and l felt his hands on my ass he started rubbing my ass, we got turned around and sat down on the bed with his hands still on my ass. I started to undo his belt and open his pants and took out his cock then l felt his hands on my shoulders and pulled me down to my knees. So I got to my knees and put my hands around that nice hard cock he started to moan. Then he put his. I know he was talking about cooking, but I took it as a compliment anyway. ????????????????????????????This one is from KevjacksI got pulled over on the HWY for going 7 mph over the speed limit. ???? As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down... ???? My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 yr. old Granddaughter, started screaming from the backseat: “It’s coming out!!!!!” ???????????????????????? “I can’t hold it any longer Paw Pawwww”???????????????? “It’s. " I said as I made my way toward the doors."Great, and thanks. See you soon." Ron said as he hung up the phone.I walked to my car somewhat disappointed that Ron had to leave early, but at the same time excited that I'd at least get to see him before he left. I opened the door and sat down before rolling down the windows.As I sat there I began taking my house key off the key ring as Ron pulled up next to me. I opened my car door and hopped into Ron's SUV."Wow, you look amazing." Ron said as I.