“Okay then, let me think…” Clearly he knew what he was going to say already and was just teasing, so I beat him to it and shouted out my suggest...on. “Underwear!” He laughed, looking me over as I tried to put on an earnest face (and failing horribly). He picked up the bottle and pretended to read the label. “Oh yes, look at this. Warning: may prevent complete sentence construction.” He yelped as I slapped his thigh, sorry his taut thigh, just a little too hard and made my hand tingle.. Over the next several weeks we sent dirty text messages filled with pictures and what not. But finally, when we had the chance we met up at her house while her parents were away. Upon getting there we start drinking right away. Meanwhile she is texting her brother to find out when he is coming home from hanging out with his friends. Finally he texts her back and says “like 45mins”. Hearing that, I tell her that it isn’t that much time and we should get started. At which point all hell breaks. Dinner with Diana had been very, very pleasant. Great conversation. Really wonderful food. And the service was slow, so we had lots of time to talk. I walked her to her car, got a kiss, promised to call "soon." She was what Mum would call "a nice girl."Jenny wasn't.I called her around 11 on Saturday morning. She invited me for "brekker." I didn't tell her that I'd been up for hours, had gone for a five klick jog, showered and read parts of Wilson and Holldobler. It wasn't far to the address she. I told her that I saw her occaisonally during holdiays or other family gatherings but that we really had nothing in common anymore and left it at that. When Angie returned I told her that I would do the clean up and that she didn't have to help. She agreed but only if I would hurry and come over for coffee. She gave me another big hug and whispered, "I hope you'll want more than just coffee". She kissed me on the cheek and I noticed a wicked little smile on her face as they headed for.