"She smiled grimly. "Yes, dear."We finished our meal and Gretchen helped me clean up. Jack said, "Mack is right, Gretchen. We know he has Chastity's p...one. Be careful. He may know where you work."I said, "Unless anyone has something we need to address, let's head out. Gretchen, why don't you lead? We can follow you for a bit."We took Sandy's car. It was bigger and not known. I had Jack drive. He came down with his pistol in its holster loaded and ready. When we went into the garage and got in. For your penance, say five Hail Mary’s and put $50 in the poor box.’ The Irishman left the confessional, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box. He paused for a moment and then started to leave. The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, ‘I saw that ... You didn’t put any money in the poor box!’ The Irishman replied, ‘Yeah, but I rubbed the $50 on the box, and according to you, that’s the same as putting it in!’Lemon Squeeze There once was a religious young. Robbie got the First-Woman-in-the-NFL, and I got Most-Likely-to-be-Traded-by-Every-Team-in-the-League. I wondered if the coach suggested that one.The poor basketball teams had it the worst. As we swaggered the halls, basking in our almost glory, we kept challenging them to keep the winning tradition alive. The boy's team hadn't made the play-offs since ninety-four. The girl's team had made play-offs six years in a row, but hadn't gone the distance.Lunch was Round Table Pizza. The booster club. Mine would work overtime. I used to listen to the flirty kind of chat that Howard used so that I could used it myself to chat up my women. I loved it if our hands were in contact longer than necessary during the money transfer and of course if one should bend down allowing me to see down the top of the night attire and steal a glimpse of cleavage then that was splendid ammunition for when I was alone at home masturbating. Obviously not all of the customers that I got to visit where that young.