Elapsed time stuck: 45 minutes. And lets not forget my wonderful friend who tried the same thing with a fluorescent light bulb. If I weren't just a MD... I would have had her committed right along with the first girl. What's wrong with people?A baseball bat was another of my favorite ones ... A couple decided they would get frisky after a baseball game, and use the narrow end of a baseball bat as a dildo. The problem in this situation was, in having their little bout of fun, Mr. Genius damaged. Emily's fingers slid inside Valerie's knickers and found the surgical tapeand tore it free. Valerie's hard cock sprang forth into Emily's fingers."Oh my, oh my!" Emily registered her surprise.Valerie sild her hand inside Emily's panties and found her mound wet. Herpubic hair was soaked and the musky scent of her sex permeated the room.Valerie used the pad of her finger to stimulate Emily's clitoris. Emilypushed Valerie's finger away."No! I'm nearly there and I want you in me when I come,". He decided that her needs were more important and chose to concentrate on her pleasure. He switched from long strokes of his fingers to making little circles. The keening became a loud cry as Anya rocked her body in a morning orgasm. Travis felt a flood of pussy juice coat and recoat his cock.He withdrew his cock and climbed on top her. Aiming his cock again, he slid his full length into her. Travis felt her hands grab his butt cheeks and squeeze them hard. The sensation startled him, pleased. So I asked him if I could buy him a drink since it would be my way of thanking him for helping me with the grocery incident and returning my scarf to me. Of course he accepted, I could see that fuck hungry look in his eyes. He knew he was going to get some by the way I arched my back and pointed my tits right in his face.After I bought him a gin and tonic, I found out he was an accountant working “for the same god-damned company for 9yrs”. I ordered a pink zinfandel. To my surprise this pencil.