"Listen to Acme's description of its product: ' . . . PatentedAcme Anti-Sex Vampire Stakes. Slenderer than conventional stakes, and moregently tapered...for easier insertion. Also 25% more absorbent. Guaranteed: theykill sex vampires dead!'" Now that they knew exactly what was in store for them, the supernaturallove-toys began to scream and carry on even more than before. "Quiet!" Coyote yelled. In response, they just stood there trembling,the tears sluicing down their faces. "Those of you who. Inside the issue was a lengthy interview with a nineteen-year-old girl who claimed to have had an extended sexual encounter with Jake in Atlanta after the Intemperance concert there."Is that the bitch you fucked in Atlanta?" Matt asked as they perused the issue during one of the bus rides.Jake looked at the picture of her carefully. She was certainly attractive, with brunette hair, a trim body, and pouty lips. "Could be," he said. "She does look a little familiar."Other such articles followed. Jill reached out and stroked Melissa’s face. Closing her eyes, Melissa sighed. After a minute, she reached up to touch Jill’s hand, grasping it in a soft squeeze. She rolled over to face Jill, saying quietly, “Take off your clothes. I want to see you naked.”Jill hesitated a moment, then slipped out of the bed to stand in the middle of her room. Looking directly into Melissa’s eyes, Jill reached down to the hem of her tee shirt and pulled it up over her head. Melissa lazy smile expanded into a. ‘There are two reporters here, It would be a good idea,’ she responded sharply, but in a lowered voice that told me they were nearby. ‘Sure,’ I said, ‘but then I’m going to go get a drink. I need it.’ The woman who emerged into the dimly lit alley behind the store was tall and slender, like me, only she had a graceful build as opposed to my athletic one. She had short blond hair, with dark roots, which stuck out from her head in a careless way which instantly inspired my envy. My own long curls.