'In for a penny, in for a pound.' Putting lipstick on seemed to be the culmination of the day's events. I wondered what could possibly top that. Loo...ing over the vanity I espied some earrings, and knowing Cathy had had her ears pierced I took them and held them up to my ears. I restrained a very feminine giggle. 'Just what I need,' I thought as I slipped the sleepers out and replaced them with the long dangling ones. It only took a few seconds, almost as if this was coming naturally to me. I. "OK. I'll come back to you with a set date for some time next week then,Bye!".oOo.Nothing more really happened over the next few months. That is, if youdon't count the fact that I had a nubbin between my legs that didabsolutely nothing under any circumstances except allow me to peestanding up, soft girlish skin, luxurious hair which Claire had advisedme to stop cutting for the time being and a pair of balls that hadalready shrivelled to about a third of their original size!The hair-cutting. "What are you doing?" She asked me while snapping her gum loudly, the fruity flavor filling my nose, and pushed me back. "I didn't say I'd fuck you." "What do you mean? I thought you were ready to go!" I was surprised really, cause I knew what she was and couldn't understand why she would suddenly change her mind. "You came here with Tim to fuck, well, he's not up for it." I paused dramatically. "But I am." I said with as much sexual prowess as I could muster while slipping my arm around her. So when asked me to sit down I went along."Paul", we've been 13 years now, with two great kids. I wanted to know, have I been good to you asked Janice?You've been great "Boo", why do you ask?"Paul", I've been having an affair for the last year. I didn't want to break it to you like this but I'm pregnant and I don't know which one you it belongs to. She sat and waited for a moment before her carrying on."Paul", I know this is a shock to you but in all fairness you'll have to stick with me till.