(How do you tell somebody something you’ve forgotten? There’s a major logical inconsistency in that!)At that point even the Baltimore Sun began to...be exasperated by their favorite son. They began reporting a tally of the lies coming from Stewart headquarters. The Sunday Sun two days before the election even ran a cheeky cartoon on their editorial page. It showed a couple examining two identical graphs, one showing a rising line called ‘Buckman’s Poll Figures’ and the other showing a matching. I was a long way from consciously doing anything for myself. Instead I was simply obeying a minor directive in my core programming to keep a record of all my important experiences. Since I didn't know what was important and what wasn't, I kept everything.At night, when no one else came for my services, I automatically entered simulated sleep mode that serves two purposes.First it gives me time to compress the memories of the last day down to something manageable. I now know that I was created. I closed my laptop and kept it aside. I made her sit on my lap and asked me to suck my tongue. She licked my lips and sucked my tongue like she is giving blowjob to my tongue. Then, I stopped her. I hold her face with hands and saw into her eyes. It was the most beautiful eyes I have ever seen. Her eyes were unique. She wrapped her legs around and made her comfortable. I saw what she was doing; she wants to do this quickly. After wrapping her legs around me, she put my head into her deep. He'll know it's a forgery, he'll protest strongly, and very few people will believe him. I like politicians to understand the consequences of their being known to be lying assholes.To dress up the facility I'll be found in, I'll teleport in a few dozen bodies of dead MIA soldiers from all sides of the Iraq and Afghanistan wars, as well as some corpses from America and elsewhere. I'll make it look like the DHS was kidnapping American civilians for the CIA, and the CIA was also grabbing American.