”“Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. “Watson” he says, “look ...p in the sky and tell me what you see.”“I see millions of stars, Holmes,” says Watson.“And what do you conclude from that, Watson?”Watson thinks for a moment. “Well,” he says, “astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that. I wished it rained as she was wearing a white salwar . I could see the bra clearly and on some occasion the panty ,especially when she sat. I escaped here glances and stared at her lovely assets. She did have a hint of anything. Midway it rained and that too heavily. She wanted too stop but I continued saying that first rains are always the best to get wet. We were completely drenched by the time we reached. What a sight it was, her salwar was sticking to her body giving me a glimpse of how. ..Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467" he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?" Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny."Toothbrushes!" echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?" I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a Chip & Dip stand and gave everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said the same. The fireworks were fantastic."Then she turned to me and added, "Tim, thanks for introducing us to all your friends. It really helps to meet so many nice people. We all miss our old friends from before we moved but it helps to have an introduction to make new friends." No problem," I responded. "I'm not much of a social butterfly, but I know I would be lost without a few friends." By the way," I added, "how do you like your eggs?" Oh, scrambled is OK, I guess," she said."If you like, I could.