"Hello, Vivienne," I said.Vivienne looked at me a little longer as I waited. Then tears came to her eyes."Well," she said at last with a sniff, "David...said your face was different. That was an understatement! I'm so sorry, Allan."I grinned my lop-sided grin at her and shrugged my shoulders."And this is Patricia O'Toole, Viv. Pat – Vivienne," David said, making the introductions.The two woman touched hands briefly and I could see Vivienne was not happy with my girlfriend.Greetings and. "Well?" he said. I just smiled and told him he should have come in the bedroom. We joked for a few minutes and I could see the bulge in his pants but we had to finish and leave for the day.A few days later we were back on the job and spent some time smiling at Helen as we worked. After a few hours I suggested we go out and have a few beers later that night.It got to be about 9 PM and I picked up Helen. We went to a bar and had a few beers and I suppose it wouldnt suprise you to learn that D. Well, I won't help you." You don't know what it is." Putting the 'phone down." It concerns Andy. Well one of them does." Oh shit! What's the lecherous cunt done now?" He keeps phoning and writing to Paula." There was an intake of breath as Rhea digested what Emily was telling her and she hummed. "I mean, I have kept telling him she's not here, or hiding the letters since the first one made her upset. But we agreed, you know." What do you want me to do about it? I've disposed of the only two. When we had finished she poured me another cup of coffee and said “Uncle” and paused. I said “Yes what is it?“Uncle” she began again, “can I ask you a very personal question?”“Well I suppose so, it depends how personal it is.”“Well” she began and hesitated, “will you promise not to be angry with me?” “Of course I won’t be angry, I promise.”After a few moments of hesitation she blurted out. “How big is your thing when it gets hard?”I was speechless for a moment, and then I thought I may have.