"Swear her in."The bailiff brought over a book and instructed Helen to place her right hand on it. Then the judge spoke."Do you Swear to tell the trut..., the whole truth and nothing but the truth?"Helen's voice sounded strangely vibrant as she said, "I do." Very good," said Hanover. "Now tell me what happened that day."Helen offered a confident smile. "I was looking really hot at the beach and all the guys were just checking me out, so I didn't bother going back to put change in the meter in. We provide a safe and discreet way to purchase it. We deliver it to the patient’s door and only in quantities that are misdemeanor charges, if a patient’s house is ever raided. If the patient is even more paranoid, I can arrange a dead drop delivery, so that we never have to meet at all,” I informed my new friend Kat. “The down side is our minimum purchase is a double dime bag of the prescription grade pot. It contains about two grams of all naturally grown weed. We grow it so I know what is in. And the school is okaywith that. The Dean said they'd cover my classes and whatever I needed." No doubt. They'll get great press from a best seller coming from theircampus. Win - win." Helen, they're talking putting me on Oprah for real. They want to gether a pre-publish edition. Maybe appearing on the show in early October." That would be nice. I'd love to see that." Would you go out there with me?" Sure. Wouldn't miss it for the world. Wonder who else they would have onwith you?" Oh. I never. They also picked on me because they caught me masturbating in bed one night and told the other counselors. I had recently started getting regular erections and had discovered masturbation within the past few weeks, and was just coming to terms with sexual thoughts. They called me a pervert and told the other counselors. I was small for my age, skinny, and a total loner. We were assigned a counselor who oversaw a cohort of the boys there, depending on what cabin we were in. Ours happened to also.