Robert Jordan.' 'Rubbish,I know my Hemingway! Robert Jordan was the lieutenant in Farewellto Arms .' 'Youobviously don't know it as well as you cl...im, Helen. Let's prove it. Surelyyour aunt would have a copy of the book in those bookcases?' 'Shehas every book under the sun, I suppose it's bound to be there.' 'Whereis she?' 'She'sgone upstairs for her nap, she has a little sleep every afternoon. She'llbe at least an hour.' 'Howdelightful for her. Do we have to wait?' 'I'mafraid so, I. " My name is Mandy to my friends; Ma'am is something you call those dried up old biddies who gossip over the back fence. I haven't dried up yet and no one lives behind me.", she said smiling at me.She poured herself a cup of coffee and joined me at the table before continuing, "I have a lot of things that need done. Can you stay all day?" I told Mom that I might miss lunch so it'll be OK." Good, I can tell you what I want done while we have coffee."I listened and sipped coffee as she explained. I was trying to read lips. This is what I interpreted: ‘Grab my jugs, whore.’ What I thought I read next shocked me. ‘Fuck my ass, Gwyneth.’ I looked at the lovers cunt’s, and sure enough, Gwyneth had a huge black dildo up ‘Uma’s’ ass. ‘You like that, Uma?’ ‘YESSS. I LOOVE IT. MAKE ME CUUM.’ As Uma’s climax rocked her, the 2 noticed my staring. Then, Uma whispered something at Gwyneth. As I was about to walked over, they came to me. ‘Hi, Bob.’ Uma said, and waved at me. ‘Hi, Uma.’ ‘Hi.’ the. Try to make it back before Iopen up the store tomorrow morning," she said with a wicked grin."And one more thing - don't forget your purse! I put a few things inthere for you," she said as she handed me a little black handbag. I hadnever seen that purse before, but I was glad that she had taken care ofit. As I took it from her, she held me by my shoulders and with a knowinglook in her eyes said, "Tricia, I know you'll have a wonderful time." Igave her a hug and she whispered, "Just follow his.