It worked fine until one day when I was home from school early and had wanted to try a beautiful new shade of lipstick on that I had stolen from teach...r that day. As soon as the sexy red lipstick was applied to my lips I became arroused and I started to rub my clitty. Looking in the mirror as I pursed my lips together I slowly began to notice the reflection of someone behind me. I spun around to see my father's look of disgust, dissapointment, and especially anger.I hesitated for half a. I want bulldozers and backhoes…lots of them…and diesel…and experienced drivers. I don’t care where you get them or how much it costs, we need them here by the end of next week. And sandbags and cement pilings. We need to get started on flood levies immediately.’ ———- Three weeks later the temperature rose and heavy rains fell across Danubia. All of the nation’s criminals, along with all of the younger public employees, university and high school students, and army soldiers, worked feverishly on. It’d been a long week and it was likely to be a long evening, ‘Fancy a coffee?’ ‘Thanks, and alas what could have been in another life.’ Gwen returned to her own desk as I shuffled off to the small kitchenette attached to the fondly nicknamed ‘bullpen’ for associate use. Kitchenette was a joke really, it was a four square meter room with a solitary window set high in the upper wall. ‘Probably so we can’t jump out of it,’ I laughed to myself as I went about the laborious task of making two. Yee-eess!" teased acne-face mercilessly, taking his revenge for beingspurned earlier."Cut-out the claptrap, Herbert." Monty snapped at his assistant.Ha! So spotty-face had a name, noted Jennifer. He was a Herbert."We're not really babies." Candy protested."Course you ain't." blustered Monty, "But when I start with the cameraI'll want you to act like babies. Sit together on the duvets now, holdhands and look helpless. And let's have you suckin' on them dummies."The guard-disc on the pacifiers.