I always thought she was a hottie back when she was in her teenage years . But move forward I was 36 when this took place. So she was 26 . It all 1ni...ht her and her ex husband was over playing cards . We had all been outside smoking when her husband said he was going to roll another. I excused myself to run inside to grab something to eat . Standing looking threw the cabinet for a little Debbie or something . My sister in law came in running her mouth about her husband always smoking shit.. "Why is this pissing you off?"Mirage glared at him. He could be so freaking annoying. He had to talk about feelings. The worst thing about it was she really didn't know why she was being so pissy. "Maybe because I don't feel like being mauled like I was some two bit hooker," she snapped.She could see the anger as it flashed in his eyes, turning them to gold. He pushed his hand into his hair, and she could see that she'd gotten to him. "Two bit hooker? Dammit Mira, I've done no such thing.". This time our visitor was a surly, mannish-looking Swede named Gertrude. When she wasn't in school, Gertrude stayed in her room most of the time, refusing to even attempt to assimilate herself into our culture. I told my sister that some family back in Norway was probably very glad to get rid of their morose and depressing daughter for a year.But, two strikes isn't an out, as our ever-optimistic dad likes to say, so our parents stepped up to the plate again and took another swing. Their timing. We spent all night on Wednesday night trying to get in an angle to finger bang one another only to be discovered in the morning unable to twist back into the position mom left us in the night prior. I couldn’t convince the girls to take a chance and just remember to get back into position last night.Today was to be our first “test,” and we all knew Mom was not going to be very forgiving of any mistakes or breaches in discipline. We all knew she was going to test us on positions, speech, and.