Chuck Norris has no mother, as crawling out of a vagina is unbecoming of a man of his stature. Chuck Norris spontaneously came into existence on Karl...Marx’s birthday. This was no accident since Chuck Norris is the polar opposite of communism’s yin, and the very thought of communism makes Chuck Norris Want to puke.Chuck Norris Defender of FreedomChuck Norris has fought in every American war including the American Revolution, The War of the Worlds, Korean War, Vietnam, Desert Storm, Black Hawk. Instead of the plug we have been using, from now on you won't be getting your enema via the plug, but we will be inserting this device into your rectum from now on."He produced a pink veined version of the gag he'd used on me the other day."No, I've had enough, you're not putting that in me, no!"Slap came his hand on my face again."You will do as you are told young lady, and to make sure you don't answer back, you can wear the gag too."Before I had time to object, the gag was in place and. As usual she came to our house for water and I opened the door and told her to help her self as that day she had not done any sweeping as she had been out earlier day evening and had just came to our bldg to check if her son had completed work but by the time she came to bldg, her son had completed work and had left. She asked me the reason of staying at home and I told her that I have backache and would be able to go to office so stayed back. She told me if I want she can help me with massage. Maybe this is all a bizarre illusion my mind has dreamt up in the tiny pieces of seconds immediately preceding my being crushed in the event horizon of a quantum singularity. How a black hole would form where ever I was before this is a grand mystery, but I don’t know that it’s legitimately more or less likely than any of my other theories.The labor that goes into each breath as I push to the final edge of the barrier is nearly overwhelming. “Keep moving,” I tell myself. Over and over, very.