My Dad ordered a pitcher of beer and a ginger ale for me, when it got to the table he switched my ginger ale with the beer and after about half a glas... I was toast, we ate and headed home. Mom took me by my hand and led me to OUR room. When we started getting undressed my Mom leaned over and kissed me softly and said that she was in love with me.We got naked and she laid down on the bed, she reached into her nightstand and pulled out a skunky smelling joint and fired it up, as we lay there. It occupied a place at the top of the list and was in danger of being eliminated when fresh messages arrived. My sweaty fingers hurriedly punched in the digits. Not being the most forward of people, I elected to send a text message as opposed to calling the number provided. The brief message contained my age, height, weight and eye colour. And a candid admittance, that I fantasized about making love to a beautiful transsexual lady. My thumb hovered over the send button. Biting the nail on my. Now the idea was a man could join in and in my excitement I didn't bother to check his paper work so I started breaking rules right at the rip. Tied up over the table ass up pusssy to window facing away I left the door openand started telling her what a slut she was and how big her pussy was and how much I was going to fuck it and it looked fucked., That kinda pissed me off thinking she new two dicks were going to hit that pussy and she still did before leaving home.. Now the moment of truth. Bonus!When the wonderful vacation came to the end and it was time to leave, acrazy idea popped up in my head. I decided that I wanted to wear thosejeans for the trip home! My regular lights slacks would hide them well,and the local airport did not have body scanners, so the thought ofspending next twelve or so hours trapped in this exquisite sexwear inpublic excited me so much that it outweighed all other concerns. So, witheverything packed, I put on my "trophies" - sexy, white thong panties.