What time of the month is it?6- You’re sure you don’t want to consult the great Oprah on this one?5- Sorry, I was just picturing you nekked.4- Who..., time out. Football is on.3- Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!2- Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?1- Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain’t loaded.Food For Thought“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”This one is compliments of UgeeayIf you are from the deep south (USA) you can. Truth be told we’d been on that road for a while, and him betting me was the straw that broke the camel’s back.“He started out with the silent treatment and a few days later the questions started. Did I like sex with you more? Were you bigger, did you make me have more orgasms, how many times did we do it, did I give up my ass? There at the end I think he was getting off on it. I refused to tell him anything. Then at the last session I got tired of his bullshit and snapped.You wanna know what. See if you can fix it”,she said handling me her laptop and sat beside me.As I opened her laptop,she came closer,put one of her hands on my thigh and bent forward to reach her laptop to switch it on. Her hands were silky soft and were on my erogenous zone. And suddenly I felt myself getting hard. And she without noticing all these sat back and I shifted my attention back to her laptop. That piece of crap kept on rebooting again and again.“Aunty, I think we have to recover the OS. It will take. Kesy kya sbMain. Smj bi jao na mummyMummy. Nahi mjy koi smaj nahi aa rhiMain ny pher mummy ky boobs ky cher main hath dal dya our pherny lga uffffffffff kya soft boobs thy soft sena narm jism aaaaaaaahMummy ny es bar mjy kuch nahi kaha our andr hi andar madhosh ho rhi thiMummy. Batao bi sono mery rajaMain. Mummy rat ko mummy apny jawan bety k sath so jati hain our sb enjoy karti hain jawni ka maza lottiHain. Mummy ye sun kar our madhosh ho gai main ny aay tak boobs main hath dalMummy. Vo.