I walked into the public library with a notepad and went through the phone directories, jotting down 976 numbers listed in the Yellow Pages of the Alb...ny, Annapolis, and Atlanta phone books. I thought I would just start masturbating my way through the 10 lineal feet of phone books on the library shelves in front of me. Game on.On the lines, you would beep your way through the other chatters, bailing out of conversations that weren't what you were after. There were moderators who disconnected. As it was in the beginning.Okay, how did I get here?There was something with booze. Much booze. I was somewhere with many books. My mind tried to tell me something but the haze around it prevented interruptions of my useless rambling. Books … it was called a library! I was a genius!Okay, why was I in a library? – And why was there some form of demon on the cover of that book. The last thought took hold and I grabbed an ancient looking book with something looking very much like a demon on the. Un ke kadak aur tane huye mote laude ke meri chut me har dhakke ke sath main aasmaan me udne lagi, mere muh se nikalne laga ” Haan jaanu……….. meri jaan……. Tej…. aur tej……. Aur jor se………. Ohhhh……… Aaaaahhhhhh…. Chodo jaan…… Haaan.” Wo bole ” Ruko darling! Main bhi aa raha hun……. RUKO…. ruko….. oHHHH AAAAHHHHAAAA………………” Main poori koshish kar rahi thi ki unke sath hi jhadun. Par……… par….. achanak hi main apne aap ko rok nahi saki aur meri chut ne bahut sa ras jhadte huye chhod diya. Main phir ek. " Oh, God. Windsong and firestorm in the same man. What do we have, multiple personalities?" 'Fraid so. Though my wife accused me once of inheriting the vices of both and the virtues of neither." Where did she come up with that?" I'll never tell. It was a rather racist context." So now I've got to tell you about Lori, hm?" Yes, please." Okay but first tell me why you used such a sexually connotative name." Maybe I'm not prescient but sometimes I get little hunches. You wrote question mark WJF.