. CHECK YOUR PULSE ... this is funny. This was sent by a retired dentist.We have the standard 6 ft. fence in the backyard, and a few months ago, I hea...d about burglaries increasing dramatically in the entire city. To make sure this never happened to me; I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along the top of the fence.Actually, I got the biggest cattle charger Tractor Supply had, made for 26 miles of fence. I then used an 8 ft. long ground rod, and drove it 7.5 feet into the ground. The. Dr. Cho changed to English, and explained that I was developing bicornate or two-horned uterus, like a canine one. That’s why a bitch can have puppies from several different sires; she can have puppies that all look different. They talked a bit and then a tiny wire thing went past the camera, and went up inside one of the little openings in the top of my uterus. Dr. Cho said she was getting a specimen sample of my ova, or egg cells. When she said she had to push a little wire loop up my. .”“Listen to me, will you. I know what I’m talking about. Try to be more creative in how you approach a woman. I need to leave for work now. Shall we carry on this discussion this evening during dinner?”He nodded. “Sure. 6:00?”“That’s perfect. Try to look at things from my perspective.” *Jake was home that evening when I returned. He immediately greeted me with positive news about his apartment search.“Hey, I found an apartment today and signed a lease. I’ll be sharing it with a senior. He. " Fran smiled at Vickie and got a weak smile back."I promise," Vickie said sniffing back her tears, and looking Fran solemnly in her eyes, "that I'll never, ever disobey you again." Vickie held her fingers up in a mock scout salute."Bullshit," Fran replied with a grin, "you are such a little slut that you could never refrain from unauthorized sexual activity. That's why Dave put that padlock on your cunt." Fran sighed like the load was almost too large for her. "I'm just going to have to think.