He never shared this attraction with anyone, including Jessica. Fear of rejection and his age held his tongue. Julie was annoyed at her brother's choi...e in loungewear when he reappeared and she voiced her opinion."Christmas, couldn't you find anything else to wear other than your underwear? I have company," Julie asked."Hey, you both are wearing what you sleep in and this is what I sleep in. I haven't worn pajamas since I was a kid, " he snapped back."It's all right," Jessica said to her. "And the full name of that one-horse arse hole of the universe is Little Sprodwell under Fosse - God help us all!" I beg your pardon, Professor, but I have this on the very best authority. The trouble with you locals is you can't see the wood for the trees. You are blind to the treasures to be found in your own back yard." Bollocks, if you will excuse the repetition, Professor! This particular shindig is as phoney and ersatz as it comes. Believe me, I know! The presiding genius is a relative of. She then tightened the corset using her knee in my back. She measuredmy waist and said "Perfect!" Finally," I whispered unable to speak loudly due to my lack of breath!She went to the closet and pulled out a beautiful dress. It was redsatin. The neck line was high to hide my false bust. The skirt wasshort and full.She opened it up and told me to step into it. She pulled it up and Iput my arms in the sleeves and she went around behind me and zippered itup. It was an amazing feeling being. .. two ... three! I'm just a bill. Yes I'm only a bill and I got as far as Capitol Hill. Well, now I'm stuck in committee..."Yes, it embarrassed the hell out of certain students and particularly boys but the Schoolhouse Rock cartoon did a good job summarizing the process. We'd get into more detail the rest of the week. When it turned to late October, I'd talk about the Electoral College. President Reagan was about to win the biggest landslide ever. Mondale would only win his home state's ten.