We scrambled into our clothes, which we hadn't had on for the whole month, then met them at the surf line.They were all gorgeous, with the same sensua...ity we had acquired. They seemed a little nervous, and Mom said "Hi. I'm, um, Madge, and these are my children, Ham and Ophelia."Queenie answered, "Oh we know, dear, we've been watching on and off since you got here. We try to be careful not to shock new islanders, because of all the changes, the desire, you know? So we let them alone, longer for. And I wondered how queers felt doing it." Maybe that's just the tomboy side of you? Not that I ever..." I winked."Well, then ... that's why I'm asking if I'm too horny." Why don't you ask Cyndy or someone else?" She says I am too horny but she wishes she had the guts to do what I do with you." You know what ... I don't think you'd better ever get Cyndy pissed off at you."She smiled, one of those 'wry smiles'."I know. She sure has the goods on me." Well, getting back to the question. You're only. "Well, you called me, Kimmi. Callers can't be choosers, as far as location goes."True enough. At least you aren't taking a shit this time." We shared a light giggle, both recalling, a bit too clearly, the day I answered the phone with diarrhea."So what's up?" I was about to ask you the same thing. What happened to Sharrel? I hope she's not dying." Oh, don't overdramatize it. She just can't go to the prom. So what do you think? Want to upgrade your prom experience with the Matt Meister?" God you. Even the clerk at the store I bought it at said no one had dared buy it. He truly wanted to know if I had plans to use it. I covered my devious plan up by saying no, it was just a gag gift for a laugh or two and the harness was the second part of the gift. Now its impressive size was clearly showing from where Snake Lady had it now strapped to her own crotch, with its hugely extended blackness so evident now, I wondered if my little woman could take the damned huge thing as Snake Lady.