At around 1 in the midnight, Shilpa came to me and said don’t you want your mangoes. I was excited. I said I want to. She said then she wants my ban...na to eat. I said what? She replied your dick buddu and strolled her hands in the blanket to my man hood. She started to squeeze it right there and it started to respond. I asked her to follow me to toilet after some time. I reached there and was wondering on my luck. She came after 5 mins, it seemed like eternity. I closed the door and said you. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up ... you're next!"Why did the blonde have bruises around her navel?She had a blonde boyfriend.This one is Compliments of dave mOne night a father was helping his son with his homework.The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?"The little boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach?"This one is compliments of bob.Don and Frank, two friends, met. "I would like to continue to wait, if that's okay with you, Shana. I got up from the couch and grabbed another bottle of wine from the fridge and a second glass. Well we both had a few more drinks, me more so than him. After I was good and liquored up, our conversation turned naughtier. He stood up from the couch and pulls out a small bowl and a lighter. "Do you want some?" he asked. I simply nodded and he began to load the bowl and hand me his lighter. I took a hit and passed it back to him. "Do you have a regular lover?" No, I pick up strangers."Brian, my youngest at sixteen years old, asked, "Aren't you afraid of catching some disease or getting pregnant?" I always bring condoms and make sure they use them."Barry asked, "Do you like picking up strangers?" No, but if I fuck someone we know, I'll get a bad reputation."We were in my bedroom by this time. Ben said, "We should take off her clothes before putting her to bed. They're nice clothes." They unbuttoned my blouse and unzipped.