But Bobby was happy. That’s what he told me when he invited me over to meet his family. And it was a good, even great, reunion. His wife Heather wa... this cute little fireplug of a woman. She wore a loose fitting top that showed off nice boobs to great advantage. She had a compact, tight body and sure enough, she admitted to being a phys-ed teacher for the local school district. Bobby owned his own car shop. I remember him always liking to play with cars as a kid, and in the Army he ended up in. ’ ‘THE SNAKE! THE SNAKE!’ a hoard of women chanted. Suddenly a giant black shape grew from the earth, dominating the sky. It was a giant, black cock, and riding it was a glowing white goddess who laughed evilly. The cock come down like a collapsed building, and I screamed as it crushed my tiny, girlish body. ##### ‘Awww!’ I screamed, waking up from my nightmare. Something big, wet, and made of rubber was slapping me in the face. I looked up to that I was being slapped in the face with an ugly. “Yeah,” I said, rolling my eyes. “She put on eighty kilos which is why she’s a competitive swimmer at the fucking Olympics.”“Tsk. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit,” Dave said, turning to me and shaking his head.“Which is why I’m using it to talk to the biggest moron in this stadium,” I snapped back.“Children!” Toby clapped his hands loudly and spoke in an absurdly bad impression of a British nanny. “If you can’t be civil with each other, I will turn this opening ceremony around and it will be. Really good.” She swallowed his dickhead and quickly worked him deeper and deeper down her throat. Daniel praised God for the invention of yoga pants. The flare of her hip as she leaned over was perfect. Of course, it would be even better without the pants.Penelope gagged a little and reached for Daniel’s enormous balls. Her fingers curled around them. Such powerful, precious things. And she felt powerful holding them. Before all this insanity started, she never would have believed she could.