Giving the medical staff one helluva laugh did make me feel good, but I definitely would've preferred it be for a totally different reason.On the way ...ome, I remembered my wife telling me a long time ago that she would do exactly what she did if I ever came home drunk.To repeat Bugs Bunny ... This Means WAR! No not really, I always wanted to say that. But I'm definitely not taking this lying down. Come on, I work 13 hour days and I get this shit because I need to stop for a drink! Why the hell. Forget that I'm your mother and fuck me so hard I won't stop feeling it until you're back for Christmas."I knelt behind her, notched my cock into place, grabbed her hips and thrust as hard and fast into her as I could manage. POP! went my body against her ass cheeks. Pull back, thrust in, over and over again, flesh slapping against flesh. "You feel fucking fantastic, Marcy!" I said, making sure not to call her Mom this time and treat her more like a swing club matchup."So good, Derek," she. I knew there was a chance that either Craig's parents or his sister couldwalk in on us at any minute and that risk turned me on. Craig wasobviously turned on too, as I could tell he was going to come any minute.I kept on sucking and playing with his balls until he came, filling mymouth, almost more than I could take. I think he'd saved it up for mesince the weekend!Now came the difficult bit. I had to leave the house as Matt, and arriveat the cafe as Claire. I decided to put the sundress on and. Q: What do you call a school bus full of white people?A: Twinkie.Q: What did one tampon say to the other?A: Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.Q: What do you call a retard in a tree with a brief case?A: Branch Manager.Q. How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass?A. Very satisfying.Q: Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at a nusing home.Q: What is the square root of 69? A: Ate somethingQ: But do you know what 6.9 is? A: A good thing screwed up by a period. Q:.