"All right, but you're not going to believe this." Oh another one of 'those' stories," Amy laughed, feeling excitement coursing through her already."Y...p. Thursday night, I had a date with Reggie. It started out rather normal. He ate me, I sucked him and then he fucked me, all the normal stuff," she laughed. Then Jill stopped and closed her eyes and sighed. "God can he fuck." Come on!" Amy said excitedly."Well, after he had fucked me to two or three climaxes-I can't remember now-he flipped me. As far as I’m concerned, any attention paid to a woman that isn’t you is settling for an inferior cut of beef.’ She brightened at my response, but tried one more time. ‘You’re just trying to sweet-talk me. Deep down, you really want to do a three-way.’ ‘Julie, I have one dick,’ I said. ‘If I had two dicks, well, maybe that would be different. As it is, I have three times as many places to put it as I have dicks—I have no need for additional orifices.’ I must have given the right answer, because. As I pulled into the parking lot at the brew pub, Steve was standing outside his car. Something about him had changed. He was dressed as he normally would during the summer if he was off. He was wearing a pair of shorts, a t-shirt and flip flops. He has always kept himself in shape, running and lifting weights, but he always had a bit of a gut. Not a big one, just one that let you know he liked beer and was approaching his middle fifties. Today he was much slimmer. The gut was gone, and his. “What was that sound,” she said out loud, cocking her ear, trying to decipher it’s where origin! Again she heard it! It was coming from the principal’s office! She could see a light shining through a crack in the door of the inner office behind the front counter. The front office lights were out, so it was easy to see the glow coming from the back room. Miranda heard what she thought was a scream and tried to decide if she should go get Mr. Hawkins or investigate herself. She thought for a.