Now it's time I embark on a great adventure. I met a woman my own age, who offered to let me escort her on a great adventure. You will know of this ad...enture Eugene, for I have been assured that you are perfect for the role. You will learn about what is in store soon enough.Your change of fortune was not luck. It was planned. You were chosen because you showed kindness to a cynical old woman in this world. She has returned the favor many times over, as you are about to discover. She studied our. " Twisted?" I snapped back angrily, all my frustration at my conditionfinally bursting out in a mass of tears. "You think I want to be this way?Do you think I want to be some kind of human Barbie doll with an addictionto pink? Well I don't. It's not my fault I'm stuck like this..." Igestured down at myself, tears running down my cheeks."Then whose fault is it?" mom demanded, as though I had intentionallyturned into this...I glared at mom as I furiously spat out the word, "YOURS!" WHAT?" she. And that you wanted to marry me?" And I also ate crayons. Things change," I said hoping to disappoint her and make her just go away. I didn't want to be her play-toy to practice on before she went to her lover's arms. I hoped that whoever he was would laugh at her inexperience and make her feel like this tonight."Hmmm," Miki considered, "Let me see if I can't change your mind again." Then she leaned back on my bed, arched her back and ran her hands up her round hips, along her sides. I shot load after load into her, time after time over the course of the next few days. I don’t know how to say this but none of it felt right. None of it felt like it worked.When I woke up a on what was supposed to be the last day of Erin’s most fertile period, Erin rolled away from Lynn and looked at me.“Baby, I had a dream. I dreamt that all of my eggs were lined up in a row and they were all singing that John Fogerty song. You know the one that goes ‘Put me in coach. I’m ready to play.’ I.