At Ed's advanced age a lot could happen in that time."Dad is still as cranky as ever. He and Lucas are big buddies now. I think they are drinking part...ers. He needed that. I'm always on his ass to be healthy, and Lucas doesn't care." Yeah, that would make a good balance." I paused a moment then asked. "So have you seen the damage?" Maxine, I'm no expert, but I would say you are going to have a weak spot, but no real movement changes to speak off. Now pain yeah. you are going to have some of. I bet the two of you would kill it up there.”Damn, this woman doesn’t play fair!Seeing the child’s face light up in anticipation, Mike knew he couldn’t say no. “Fine, fine, let’s do it kid!”They made their way up to the microphone hooked into the PA system, waiting for the intro to start. As the Charlie Daniels Band cranked through the loudspeakers, Sasha’s feet turned into a blur. Sure enough, Mike hit every last one of the tongue twisting lyrics of the song, bringing cheers from the. ”“I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.”Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?A: Travelled by bus?The claimant had collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were -Q: What warning was given by you?A: Horn.Q: What warning was given by the other party?A: Moo.“I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at. “Oh Keithy you look lovely naked, and your cock really is magnificent, even before it’s fully erect, and I love the way your balls hang down. I reckon you’re even bigger than your father and that upward curve of your cock is guaranteed to stimulate a lady’s g-spot. But we must get rid of all that hair, the sensations when you have sex will be so much more intense without it.”Aunt Emily then led me out of the bedroom into the bathroom where she made me stand in the bath whilst she liberally.