Jake kissed her on the cheek as she walked up. He opened the car door for her and watched her as, round from cheerleading and gymnastics, step into hi... car. As he got into the car, she wished him happy birthday. They stepped into Jakes favorite burger bar, Katie toyed with Jake, "ooh maybe I want the Italian sausage," she cooed into jakes ear, "or maybe i should save that for tonight" she said as she winked at him. After finishing their lunch they still had a 15 minutes to kill until they had. Grant's body would be released to the funeral home the following day so plans for Grant's funeral could be made. Bella's fight with Amanda was quickly forgotten as phone calls and arrangements were made.~~~Bella stood in her bedroom, staring aimlessly into her closet. On one side hung her clothes, on the other were Grant's suits. She knew in a few days she'd need to gather them up and send them to a thrift store or homeless shelter, but now, she needed to get dressed. Olivia played with her. She had dark hair, wore spectacles, had darkish skin, and always wore red lipstickShe was a talker, and when she was in my room cleaning and I was at my desk she talked non-stop, about what I have no idea now!One of her favourite stories was how sticky and stiff the bed sheets were when she changed them, with all the young horny guys masturbating in bed and messing the sheets.One morning I hadn’t been well and I was in bed reading when she knocked on the door and came in to clean. At first she. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?A cherry float.What do you do when your Kotex catches fire?Throw it on the floor and tampon it.What’s 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1?Bo Derek getting older.Did you hear about the new douche powder made of alum, LSD, and Kentucky Fried Chicken batter?It’s uptight, outasight, and finger-lickin’ good.What’s the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?You can unscrew a light bulb.What do fat girls and mopeds have in common?They’re both fun to ride.