Peters, red with rage, decided to take revenge on the next test paper, but Gandhi responded brilliantly to all questions. Unhappy and frustrated, Mr. ...eters asked him the following question: “Mr Gandhi, if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money, which one would you take?” Without hesitating, Gandhi responded, “The one with the money, of course.” Mr Peters, smiling sarcastically, said, “I, in your place, would have. Sarah was well aware that Julie was a gorgeous fox. Sarah swung both ways, and would have liked to make love to her, but her friendship came first, and she didn’t want to scare Julie off by making a pass at the wrong time. The first step was waking Julie up sexually. Sarah was sure that there was a hot slut just under the Catholic girl-next-door exterior. Julie had walked in on Sarah a few times in her apartment when she was fucking. Once when one of her numerous boyfriends was fucking her. He looked like an older version of Hamburger from the freshman team. “Okay, so I’m trying to get a cool nickname. My little brother has one, and I think I deserve one as well.”Tim smiled at the confirmation and realized he sounded almost exactly like his little brother.“We already gave you one, but you didn’t want it,” another disembodied voice from the other side of the lockers called out.Tim was finishing tying his shoes when he asked, “Okay, I’ll bite. What was the nickname they gave. Fifteen minutes during a four hour stretch, or something like that. I really don't usually need much of a break. After all, the hardest thing I usually do is pilot a desk and computer, and push a pencil or two. I guess I might have to lift a small stack of books now and then, but again, not really very taxing.Today I had been involved in creating one of the interminable reports that I get asked to do occasionally. Library people have a reputation for gleefully "Shushing" people, but what really.