Look at how she played the two of us." She'd be a porn star," he said then he chuckled."You know she has a Web site, right?" he asked. "Anytime you wa...t you can see my ex-wife naked for the low fee of $12.99 per month."It was my turn to laugh."Hell, you think that's good," I said. "All you had to do was open your safe and you could have seen my ex-wife fucking."His eyes got big."I wondered what was on that disc," he said. "If I would have known we could have opened a Web site for her, too. I. This particular Friday I came home from work about six and changed out of my work clothes into something comfortable. I heard Hunter come in and later heard the shower running. Shortly after the shower shut off he came and knocked on my door.I called out, “Come in,” and he opened the door and stepped into the room. He was wearing a terrycloth robe and was barefoot.He said, “Good evening, Blake. I was just wondering if you had thought anything about our conversation the other night.”I had to. Willow, pooh-poohed, her words, “Nonsense, I think I should stay close to you tonight, so your beauty reflects upon me.” Ulani laughed. She knew who was going to be standing in the reflection and it wasn’t Willow.Vincent smiled at Ulani, “I must agree with Willow. Princess, you are breathtaking this evening.”“See,” said Willow. “If there is one man in this room who can appreciate beauty, it is my brother Vincent. I’ve heard he is very apt at selecting the most beautiful woman in the room first. Buddy was gone fifteen minutes later. He left ‘my’ bong for me, but I noticed he managed to hide his stash and take that with him.It was a perfectly serviceable bong. I cleaned it up and put it in my closet.The school closed after all classes on Tuesday of Thanksgiving week and wouldn’t reopen until Monday morning afterwards. That left me with a major dilemma. The dining hall would close from Tuesday after dinner until Sunday after lunch. If I were already a Kegger, I could eat there, but we.