.”“Don’t say it,” Shelly growled while holding a finger up in the air. “I swear I’ll cut it off if one more man says that!”“Welcome to...the family,” Mike said. He gave her a friendly grin.“I’m not marrying Steve,” the young woman growled.“Where have I heard that before?” Melinda asked rhetorically. The poor woman looked positively miserable.“Help me,” the woman said looking over at Melinda.“Is this your first date?” Melinda asked.“Yes.”“What do you do for a living?” Melinda asked.“I write. If Ryan had been bragging or trying to irritate me on purpose I know I would not have come to idolize him as I did. He was what every teenager dreams of having - a sexy woman who will do anything for him.If half of what he tells me is true.Perhaps I could learn something from him. Who knows?Now Ryan isn't what girls our own age call a "hunk", hell he looked more like a geek than anything. He was tall, six foot two he told me, and rather skinny. He had a thin, unattractive face that most girls. "Suck my fucking cock, you little whore!" He couldn't wait any longer to take this lust-inciting woman, and he grabbed her harshly, lifting her head with the flat of his palm while with the forefinger and thumb of his other hand, he pinched her nose together so that she had to open her mouth to breathe. He pressed forward, the slick smooth glans hard against her chin, moving upwards to tease wetly along her lips. He thrust his buttocks forward, prodding the softness of her lips, grinningly. Yep. 25 cents. The usher looks at the quarter in his hand, leans over and whispers “The wife did it”.A man stood outside his house after a bitter divorce and noticed a crate of beer bottles. He took out an empty bottle and smashed it onto the wall swearing “You are the reason I don’t have a wife”. He smashed the second bottle “You are the reason I don’t have children”. He smashed the third bottle “You are the reason I don’t have a job”. When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the.