I apologized profusely for being late. Amazingly he and Mary apologized for sticking me in rush hour traffic. I was immediately at ease.Bill and Mary ...re in their early 50’s and look more like 45. Bill has a kind inquisitive face, a quick laugh, and a strong, tall body. Mary is a delightful woman, quick to laugh, a smile to die for, and a totally no-nonsense approach to life. In seconds we were deep in conversation about who we were and about ideas. That conversation ranged from dance to travel. “Jan....erm, this is for you.” It was gift wrapped, and she suspiciously took it and opened it. Inside was a lovely pair of expensive looking satin French Knickers, in her favourite pale blue colour. It was a peace offering, she knew it. “They're very nice, Uncle Ted” she said. Then she looked him directly in the eye and said” But if you think that this excuses your disgusting behaviour last Sunday, you're very much mistaken!” She stood up.“Give me five minutes, then come upstairs...naked!” “Do. "Hm, kind of small," she said.She turned me around, took my peepee in her fingers and pulled it up tolook underneath. She laughed."REAL small," she said with a chuckle. "It won't get in the way atall." She stepped back for another look. "No hair yet. That's good.It'll be a lot easier to keep it from growing than to get rid of it."I didn't understand, so I just stayed silent."You've been in the car all day. You probably want a bath." Yes ma'am, that would be nice."She led me upstairs to a large,. I’m fucked,’ he thought suddenly feeling faint. He felt sick to his stomach. He felt as if his head was about to explode. He felt lost that he was never able to reconnect with his true love, the love of his life, Emma. ‘Emma! Emma! Emma,’ he said to himself as if calling for help from Satan by saying her name three times. ‘And do you Robert take Lorraine as your lawfully, wedded wife?’ ‘Huh? What? Lorraine? Hell no,’ he wanted to say but he didn’t. He looked at his bride again to make sure who.