We're making our normal jokes back and forth while we're playing mario kart (it just came out shut up we're adults!). So I said something, I can't eve... remember WHAT at this point, but he jokingly said if I didn't stop being so rude that he'd have to spank me. To my credit, I think I was able to pull off an impressive poker face to not giveaway how much that excited me. Because holy shit it did. But I played it off with more jokes. I think I said something like "if you can't even beat me in. She didn’t know why she did that and didn't like being mean to them. The servants were the closest thing that she had to a family and friends. It was lonely for her, and she wasn’t allowed to be anything but the queen’s replacement.“I demand you to give me some clothes and let your master know that I will have his head for this. If you let me go now and do just as I say. You will keep your head.”“I think not my pet and you will be my guest until my fun with you is done. I might get you. "And the winner for Best new actress is... Jessica Alba, Dark Angel," Lowe read from the envelope.The auditorium erupted in applause, and Jessica made her way to the stage. Her acceptance speech was short and sweet. I was honored when she mentioned me by name as "the best agent a girl could ask for". Strangely though, she didn't thank her boyfriend.After the show, I finally chased her down in the lobby."Congratulations!" I said, giving her a hug."Thanks. This is so overwhelming!" she said, a. In movies they always made it seem way more incredible. I figured that maybe that was all there was to it.I used to go to my friend Josh’s house after school when my parents weren’t home for work yet. We would mostly have sex. They found out I was going over there and they had finally had it with me. My mom decided that I should go to her father’s house, my grandpa, after school until they got home. I was so upset. How much fun was he? I was going to have nothing to do.The first few weeks were.