In my own self defense I will have to clean up your mess. Now make the announcement so we can leave and I can take out the first idiot." If you don't ...et undressed and out into the hall this minute I will have you expelled and anything you say to the superintendent will be construed as sour grapes."I really hadn't wanted to get to this point so soon in the year. I expected to have to sooner or later, but I was hoping on later."Could I have a moment of your time sir, in private? It would be to. The last guy I didn't know. I would guess he was in junior high. He looked like he was bad news also."I think that punch is kicking my ass," I complained."When did you become such a bad girl? I thought you were a little princess and wouldn't hang with us commoners?" Tiny teased me."Hey, I resemble that remark. This princess just dumped her dumb jock boyfriend and wants to have some fun." Big words, little girl," he challenged me."I suppose you know what fun is?" I shot back."Maybe I do," he. I will give him his instructions and he will be at your doorstep by sunset," the Centurionreplied. I thanked the Centurion and turned to look at my new guard one last time before retiring to the bath house. He was smiling. After my time at the bath house, I realized it was nearly sunset. I went to my new home to wait from my guard to arrive. It wasn't but twenty minutes that past and a knock on my door was heard. I jumped from my desk and went to the door. What was I doing? Quit that, stop. This is an example of one of my less-than-stellar moments. I had been twenty-one for a couple months and was doing my part to keep the profits up at the Jack Daniels distillery. My favorite drink was the JD Long Island Iced Tea and I had no problem putting them away. I'd spent this particular hot summer night at a bar along the Sacramento River and that meant there were a lot of boats coming and going at the bar. I like boats. Around ten o'clock this charming man who reminded me of a particular.