"Certification course is four hours long and the test is another two. Someone will be by in, oh, two hours. When they offer you the diaper, don't turn...it down," Dickson said and then the line went dead."Two people have called me an asshole in less than a week," Qi said to the ceiling again. "I've got to work on my people skills because I'm way behind my asshole quota for this job."Unfortunately Qi wasn't feeling near as cocky as he sounded. He was isolated with no one he could trust, not. Got to west 5th and there was a lot more and me walking down the street looking I want a trick oh my. Started to get nerves about this. Was thinking about turning around nut pushed on. Got to the corner to cross and of course there was cars I had walk in front of crossed the street. Kept saying to myself I am closer to where to be. Seen one guy staring at me out of the corner of my eye. Wanted to hind the skirt was to short I am sure if you looked you could see the panties. By now over 50 cars. It read, “If you want the best of a surprise, just open your mouth here”, and then there was a line or an arrow drawn; pointing to a hole about 2 feet away with a line under the hole, “for better results, keep your eyes closed”. I just peeked through the hole to find nothing but the other empty toilet stall there. As I had just filled a washing machine with my dirty clothes and had to be down here to wait till it was done, I thought to use the toilet here instead of walking up to the top floor. When I get there the middle aged man finally looks up. He’s reading Chaucer’s “The Legend of Good Women”, I know it from British Literature. I thought he was reading some pornography at first. When he sees me, he’s a bit startled.He tells me that I have to be Michele. I nod my head. He picks up the phone and has someone come up to tend the counter. We head to a more private area. There are some things set out on a table. Other than the obvious dildo, I have no idea what the other things are. He.