Its only 11 inches. But thats bigger than just about everyone, even porn stars with massive cocks so Im happy. I used to attend school, until the big ...ncedent. To say my parents werent particularly pleased with me for killing my teacher and all the students in my class as well as violently raping some of them, then going out naked on the streets covered in blood is an understatement. When they found out, they took me out of school for the rest of the year. Im not too sad though, because school. Could you pick up your trash? I've been picking it all up for a few days, we should keep the room clean." I said. He rolled his eyes, "whatever..." he replied looking down at his phone, not really even acknowledging me. He threw something on the floor and I looked over to see if he would pick it up. It looked like he was getting ready to leave again as he turned to face me, "i'm going to go shower..." he said as I cut him off. "You could pick that up first." Again, rolling his eyes, "I'll do it. When an experienced 33yr. old woman has a hard time accepting any man’s cock, you know it must be a whopper. I dipped my fingers into the bowl of preserves and reached for his manhood.As Gomer Pyle would say, “SURPRISE, SURPRISE!” I thought I had grabbed a skin-covered beer can… one that was two cans long!“Oh my God, Alan… you’re going to have to take it slow and easy. I never knew real ones got this big.”He smeared his entire length with sticky, sweet gunk. When he returned to his objective,. I helped her stand up. I looked into her face and she looked even prettier. I introduced myself and shook hands, to which she instantly greeted me with a kiss. I guess that was the custom back in Brazil. I didn’t mind the kiss at all. I introduced her to my friends. We decided to enter the place. We guys had to pay an entry fee; the foreigners didn’t need to pay as they were granted free admission. The Night club was brimming with foreigners and Indians alike. It was mad atmosphere. We bought.