So I ordered another,and another,before long I felt myself needing to piss like a racehorse. I came back the bar a few minutes later and finished my d...ink,while my straw searched in earnest for the last drops of sweet booze I felt a massive kick..oh shit someone spiked my drink...I awoke to the clamor of cheer and yells,the bar had long since closed and I found myself hands bound together tied to the stripper pole surrounded by cocks of every color and size. I was professing how straight I was. "You've caught me at a bad time. I'm off to do some shopping." Oh that's okay. I could come with you."Again, I had to think quickly. "What drag you around in dress shops, and buy underwear?" Oh. I see. I could walk you to the shopping centre."Shit. I couldn't think of any valid reason for him not to. I wished with all my being that I could. He was giving me the creeps. "I'll get my bag. Wait there."By the time I came out and locked the house, Joel was standing at the gate, looking down the. He sat, looking peeved, his fancy wig a bit askew."Why don' you two take a hike?" the lieutenant said, downing his drink and waving for another. "Ill-mannered boors." Sir," said George again, and by now the dozen or so in the common room were an attentive audience to our playlet. "Why don't we let the ladies decide?" Not likely," said the young man with the long curls, straightening what I assumed was a most-stylish wig."Seems reasonable to me," I put in. "Have you gentlemen booked rooms. Sensing that you are thirsty I take the beer given to you and get a mouth full to share with you by spitting into your awaiting mouth and then kissing you while she continues to suck on you. After a few minutes of this decadence, we take each hand and pull you off the counter saying, "Come with us we have a surprise for you." Leading you into the dining room you notice an amazingly delicious woman laying naked on the table covered in tasty treats for us to enjoy. The ladies you noticed making.