*And not just lipsticks but a full set of make up. I don't know whybut I felt peculiarly excited as I laid all the items out. I ran myfingers lightly ...ver those elegant little containers of lip gloss andblusher, those tubes of mascara and eyeliner, the compacts of foundationand eye-shadow. I felt oddly wistful when I scooped them up and replacedthem all in their packaging. *On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to meFive golden wigs. . "Jesus Christ!" I yelled, "Has the whole damned world gone crazy? If this is true, do you realize what it means?" Yes, we are in much greater danger than either of us ever realized. This is sufficient to completely render Father Hundley's will meaningless, or nearly so. It also opens the door to the courts annulling a section of my father's will since the two so closely match each other." To hell with the wills. A will is the least important thing in our lives." Suddenly something clicked. Two goddamned eventful months, I think. It would’ve been pretty hard to even imagine two months ago that I’d meet a real caveman, much less fall in love with him.And dammit, I’m in really deep, too.Oh, screw it for now, let’s get to the store.First the bank; the post office needed cash, I’m running short. I take out three hundred—no, make it six hundred, let’s pay cash for the groceries, too—and head on, picking another store than the one where I took Hugo. I remember about the meat and choose. "Where do you plan to go to school and live?" my dad asked."We have already applied to Park University in Missouri and Brigham Young University in Utah," Hannah said. "Our grades are top-notch, and we could possibly get a scholarship to either of them." Don't you have to convert and become a Mormon to go to BYU?" her father asked."No Daddy, they haven't done that in 100 years. We believe in God. That's good enough for them." What about you two?" Mr. Kennedy said turning to his son, who had his.