D. If any guy ever tells you they understand women . . . call him a liar. I thought Jiao would be happy that she didn’t have to produce her I.D. Ins...ead she was crestfallen. ‘I look so old,’ she said, ‘old and wrinkled.’ Complete idiot that I am at times, I thought she was joking. I then made some regretful comment about, ‘Well, at least they didn’t bring you the senior citizens menu – yet.’ If looks could kill, I would be dead and buried. It took hours of apologies before Jiao forgave me for. "Wow that feels incredible knowing that’s your unborn in there" "I'm glad you like it, it’s definitely hard working carrying it lol. When you and Avi are expecting you can do this as much as you like" "Jilpa, would I be able to feel the bump in the flesh so to speak, you know without your robe covering"? "Oh Vik that might be..." "I'm sorry Jilpa, yes I know its a bit personal. You have already gone beyond, I just wanted to get the full experience lol" "Ok Vik, I can do that for a short. As we waited for my cousin’s wife to come back from temple I described my wife’s anatomy to him with special stress on her cunt. He was enjoying it as I was, in describing my wife’s assets to him.Wife of my cousin came back in fifteen minutes, smiled at me and went inside to change her traditional kerala dress .After some time I went inside. I tiptoed near her room, where the door was only closed and not locked. I went inside silently. She had removed her dress and was in her bra and. "I would like to try these on please."I showed her the changing room and waited outside while she tried the items on. After what seemed an age she came out. "What do you think?" she asked.I thought that she looked ridiculous. The colours clashed and she was far too old looking for the extremely short skirt."Well madam, to be honest I think that you need something a little more discreet to show off your classic beauty. If you don't mind my asking, are you buying for a special occasion?"As you.